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Sunday, 8 September 2013

Leeds fans count cost of Warnock!


So where did Leeds finish last season? It wasn't fifth! But in the league table of fees paid to agents, that's exactly where Leeds ended up: fifth highest in the Championship table. And, to think, people claimed Master Bates was mean!

Of course, Warnock traded players like an eleven year old traded Pokémon cards a few years back. And sadly for Old Big Gob, none of them evolved. Which is why the present squad is choked up with Charmanders, Weedles and Pidgeys - or Podgies in the case of the keeper's jersey!

Leeds fans are justifiably amazed. And judging from his picture in the Yapping Post, LUST's chairman Gary Cooper - who is quoted as saying "It’s an awful lot of money" - knows exactly what the £1.2m paid to agents could buy - 100,000 KFC Bargain Buckets!
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34 comments:

  1. Anonymous8 September 2013 at 22:18

    Wanker !!!!

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    1. Hammersfan8 September 2013 at 22:19

      I think he spelt his name Warnock actually. But close!

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    2. Anonymous9 September 2013 at 00:08

      You been away for a few days spam dangler?

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    3. Anonymous9 September 2013 at 18:45

      "I think he spelt his name Warnock actually. But close!"

      To the best of my knowledge he's still alive. You wanker!!!!!

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  2. Anonymous8 September 2013 at 22:32

    I'm a big leeds utd fan & can't fault what your saying warnock left us with a bunch of jokes that nobody wants that's why I'm so glad we got a decent manager to do the best he can in a bad situation! Although if u talk to the deluded warnock he will tell u he worked wonders for us!

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  3. Anonymous8 September 2013 at 22:42

    Caroll ? how much did you pay for the crocked player?

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  4. Anonymous8 September 2013 at 23:12

    every weekend you go out and have a few beers and log in to your blog and write some unfunny bollocks

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  5. Anonymous8 September 2013 at 23:14

    Boring

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  6. Anonymous8 September 2013 at 23:26

    RE NOT FINISHING 5TH JUST LIKE WEST SPAM THEN!!!! DONT SEE HAMMERS FINISHING IN THE PREM TOP 5 THERES MORE CHANCE OF SPAM BUBBLE BOYS
    FIGHTING IN A RELEGATION SCRAP THIS COULD THE SPAMS WINTER OF DISCONTENT BUT YOULL BE MOVING TO YOUR NEW GROUND SOON SHAME YOU CANT FILL IT

    KINGCROSS WHITES

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  7. Anonymous8 September 2013 at 23:37

    Wanker

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  8. Anonymous9 September 2013 at 00:17

    only one comment? we are very bored of you and your views (a bit like proper west ham fans are)so be a good lad and go and play. maybe you could help mummy with her washing up?

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  9. Anonymous9 September 2013 at 00:41

    wow, if that's right just think how many bargain buckets you could swap andy carrol for, come to think of it, you could make a lot of Kentucky fried horse out of andy carrol, and Sullivan and the other chap could have Karen use her apprentice contacts to leave his severed head in amongst alan sugars satin sheets

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  10. Anonymous9 September 2013 at 04:07

    well you would know about how much KFC costs, you fat couch slob

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  11. Anonymous9 September 2013 at 04:58

    bubbelhead

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  12. Anonymous9 September 2013 at 06:38

    Have you got Gary oopers permission to publ;ish his photograph? Litigation coming?

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  13. Anonymous9 September 2013 at 06:44

    I still agree with most of what you say but again most of it is hypocritical and again your still a tit.... m.o.t.

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  14. Anonymous9 September 2013 at 07:25

    You seem to have a higher than normal facination with the KFC dinner bucket H F.

    Any truth that your first GF worked at KFC and she let you lick her fingers every night?

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  15. Anonymous9 September 2013 at 07:27

    It's common knowledge that the Camera adds ten pounds to you!

    Gary Cooper

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  16. Anonymous9 September 2013 at 07:37

    Ha ha! your pleased with this one, I can tell

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  17. Jack9 September 2013 at 08:03

    I was counting the cost of Warnock, watching Barclay play for England on Friday night, such a commanding performance when he came on..Fancy Warnock sending him back to Everton saying that he "couldn't guarantee him a game.." ha, I wonder how much the agents charged for that masterful transaction!

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    1. Anonymous9 September 2013 at 13:17

      Jack u usually talk out of ur dirt box but this I totally agree with regards Barkley! (he not a bank)

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    2. Anonymous9 September 2013 at 18:48

      Go and play on the motorway hammersjack.

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  18. whitearmy9 September 2013 at 10:18

    Every club pays agent fees..this is poor cockney boy..get back to some interesting storys,if its not beyond u.

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  19. Anonymous9 September 2013 at 10:58

    "Who Ate All The Pies" ??

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  20. Anonymous9 September 2013 at 11:16

    I,m off for a KFC.....I,ll eat it in my favourite armchair.My wife bought it from Shackletons you know.

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  21. Anonymous9 September 2013 at 11:53

    Is that Colonel Sanders brother in the pic?

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  22. Anonymous9 September 2013 at 14:32

    @hammersfan .. from a Leeds fan, I think your blogs are so funny and people shouldn't get so wound up by them.. Lmao

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  23. Anonymous9 September 2013 at 15:45

    why don't we put him in goal...??

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  24. Anonymous9 September 2013 at 17:48

    May 1st 1999 lets here what u got to say about that one hammer

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  25. Anonymous9 September 2013 at 19:40

    mmmm Labour Day in Moscow??

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  26. Anonymous9 September 2013 at 19:52

    Cracking weblog posted on newsnow at 16:55, makes for a much better read than this bollox!

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  27. Anonymous9 September 2013 at 21:33

    Common gaz ,get us 2 bargain buckets I'm hungry

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