After Arsenal defeat, Tottenham Hotspur should launch a new club anthem

Three games in, and apart from two penalties, both dubiously awarded, Tottenham have scored a less than grand total of no goals. That's zero. Zilch. Efes. Or F all!

You have to laugh. All that money spent and what have Spurs got to show for it exactly? Time to adopt a Beatles classic as the new club anthem!

 I'll buy you a centre half AVB

If it makes you feel all right

 I'll get you anything AVB

 If it makes you feel all right
 
Cause I don't care too much for money

 For money can't buy us goals

 

I'll give you all I've got to give

 If you say you love me too

 I may not have a Bale to give

 But what I've got I'll give to you

 I don't care too much for money

 For money can't buy us goals

 

 Can't buy us goals

 Villas Boas tells me so

 Can't buy us goals

 No, no, no, no

 

 Say you don't need no Welsh wideman

 And I'll be satisfied

 Tell me you don’t want those kind of things

 That only Real’s money can buy

 I don't care too much for money

 For money can't buy us goals

 

 Can't buy us goals

 Villas Boas tells me so

 Can't buy us goals

 No, no, no, no

 

 Say you don't need no Welsh wideman

 And I'll be satisfied

 Tell me that you don’t want those kind of things

 That only Real’s money can buy

 I don't care too much for money

 Cause money can't buy us goals

 Oh, can't buy us goals, goals

 Can't buy us goals, no