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Wednesday 1 January 2014

Furious Manchester United to sack Webb after Tottenham Hotspur debacle

What the hell? Not only did the Sherminator's Spurs roll over the once mighty Manchester United in the Theatre of Wet Dreams, but Ferguson's favourite employee ignored two very decent claims for Manchester United penalties and failed to add on any additional time with the Mancs still pressing for an equaliser.

Sir Alex himself was unavailable for comment, but a source close to the Scot said:

"You only had to look at the former great gaffer's face as he watched the game to know what he was thinking. He has always been proud of the special relationship he has with Mr Webb and would unquestionably feel bitterly disappointed by the referee's performance out there."

"It was clear to every Manchester United fan in the stadium - with the exception of Mr Webb it seems - that two penalties should have been awarded and, under normal circumstances, we would have expected a red card to be shown to Lloris too."

"Quite what Mr Webb was thinking of, it is difficult to imagine. Perhaps he got confused seeing David Moyes calling for penalties and, in his mind, imagined that the claims were being made on behalf of Everton - and Mr Webb would never give a penalty at Old Trafford to a team from Liverpool of course."

"That is the only possible explanation. But there can be no going back now. Mr Webb will almost certainly lose his retainer and the club will probably object to his officiating any future Manchester United games. His decisions have, in all probability, cost us a tilt at the title this season, and such misdemeanours will not be tolerated."

Moyes, himself, did not hold back raging:

"It was scandalous! If you follow through on a player anywhere else on the pitch with your foot high, it would be a sending-off and a red card. You couldn't do that anywhere else. The goalkeeper comes out, Ashley Young gets the ball before him and he follows through. It's an incredible decision which didn't go our way, in fact probably the one of the worst I think I saw."

37 comments:

  1. Astonishing, if you go in feet flying it has to be a red card, unless you wear a red shirt of course.
    You will be sacked soon you thick Scottish pratt, The stock exchange will not handle your failure to get the most lavish squad in the premier league to perform.
    Even Howard has requested a transfer now...... your 12th, 13th and 14th men are deserting you. Mid table at best for the most hated scum on earth, It had to come soon, your cheating couldn't go on forever.

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    1. Pen is land. Mate crawl back under your sad little rock

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    2. Most lavish squad in the league, it's not City or Chelsea you clown, Man U are suffering from a couple of years of under investment in comparison to others. They will finish 4th as Lpool, Spurs and Everton won't maintain form for a whole season.
      I don't understand this hate them because they have been so successful, it's not like they have a super rich sugar daddy like others and a buy anyone policy which should be despised.
      And after they finish 4th and Lpool don't get a champions league spot it's bye bye Suarez.

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  2. As a Tottenham fan,I have to agree with you.Than again I can remember,Manu Getting ridiculously soft penalties,going Manu "s way over the years,that have help turn the tide in there favour.So while I can smypathaise with you guys in one way.In anther I feel that justice has at last prevaled to give us some favour.And Moyes is starting too soundmore like the old Boy,with every game

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  3. I totally agree, as meaning a man u fan i know that we got cheated not being given the penalties when needed, utter shocking, we deserved the points

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  4. Webb should never referee a match ever again he should be sacked from refereeing.

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    1. Webb is a man united fun he is getting to know that those days man united wins (most) were not really genuine enough going back to dive by rooney on Arsenal those days let united enjoy the pain now.

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  5. what about the goals we didn't get over the years ??????? as a spurs fan I suppose we have to put up with that

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  6. About bloody time we got something from Old Trafford after being blatantly cheated in in the past,with penalties that were given & should never have been,also the goal that was never given ie Pedro Mendes. "Suck it up Moyes"
    COYS

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    1. Let moyes go to hell continue the spirit Webb .

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  7. got what ye deserved and about time to.OH ye blame the the official that has looked after fergi for years.IF ye had what ye deserve in your trophy room ye would not have much.F O fergi got his way with everyone over the years including the FA so lets hope all the shit blows back up your face. COYS

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  8. Webb reacted cowardly by ignoring victory to the Theatre of Dreams players.

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    1. How can you ignore a victory that never was??? FOOL!

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    2. United next game must be officiated again by Webb justice is now coming out.

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  9. Ferguson will officiate the match between Man U and Everton. Webb must leave football officiating.The cheater is complaining being cheated.

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  10. great refereeing

    great result for the premiership

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  11. Ha ha ha moaning cheating manure fans!!!!

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  12. you deserved nothing my friend take yet another defeat and man up like a team

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  13. moan, moan, moan if you had to put up with the sort of season spurs fans have had you would be on the brink of suicide, just deserts for years of getting away with it as far as manu are concerned, well done spurs you deserved the win and are long overdue a brake. no fergie = no intimidation of officials

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  14. 1 January 2014 21:55 - You deserve nothing. I've seen your team cheat with the help of the officials for many years against the mighty Spurs. It goes round and comes right back round again mate! One example, when Spurs played Utd. in the League cup final, Spurs ripped Utd. apart in the first half. In the second half after red nose gave the officials a tongue lashing, the officials came out as if they were completely different officials. They done everything they could to stop Spurs from playing their game. Every time Spurs won the ball, Utd. were awarded a free kick and every time Utd. fouled Spurs players, nothing was awarded. A total contrast between the first and second half performances from the officials, who were obviously given instructions to stop Spurs from playing their game and to make sure Utd. had the ball for as much of the second half as possible. It was disgusting and so very blatantly corrupt! So as I said before you deserve nothing!

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  15. Spurs scum paying the referees, typical. Shite since Bale left lol

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    1. And yet still above you? Mug.

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    2. Anonymous 23 58 you really are a cock spurs paying ref man u not conceded a pen in prem at home for about seventy games really? You bell end

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  16. I have never met such foolish people in my life! First, the article is so lame and daft, the comments are nothing but a reflection sheer HATE..Man United will come around, they pass this rough patch and y'all will eat your humble pie

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  17. United will get top 4 FACT!! soo keep hating!

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  18. Just a hypothetical question HF.
    When Warnock replaces Big Sam at West Ham, will you remover his photo from this side of the blog and have it placed on the West Ham side?

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  19. Pedro's Mendes goal, Nani controversial goal and only this little small thing Webb did shut up don't cry if really u r Men united

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  20. ...when mancheater had David Gill as their CEO and the chairman of FA at the same time?, Fergie as a knight and Webb as an MBE in ther royalty..the conspiracy was too pronounced in England. I remember chelsea beating Man u 3-0, webb had to give 2 penalties and a lone goal frm chicharito to level it in a shortwhile...fergie got his way through wit d aid of WEBB, and others...R.I.P. MAN U...GO AND LEARN FOOTBALL NOW.

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  21. Guys easy, u see united is paying for all the harms he has cause the other teams for years so they should keep calm and let justice takes its cause

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  22. yea,nah......bugger.

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  23. Up united!! Hehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!!!

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  24. Manure has been robbing teams for years-take yer medicine
    Not a Spurs fan but remember them being robbed by a cheating keeper

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  25. It is ok when the shoe is on the other foot but you know KARMA is a bitch all the added time on just to come from behind and draw or even win no complaints just lose then all the Man U fans want to jump off a bridge or something like that. Fair is fair 4 loses at home this year keep up the good work . no more RED DEVILS just DEVILS

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